Real name: D Member Since: Jun 07, 2012
Last Login: Jan 01, 2013
Membership status: Member
Thirty-something, married female seeks intelligent, condescending wizard. Owning a Manor, snarky behavior and tattoos are a plus, snarls and air of superiority a must.
My interests include: eating, breathing, napping, swearing and chocolate; as well as majestic hands fit for piano playing, long, romantic walks from the East wing to the Manor grounds to watch the white peacocks strut their stuff.
Needed skills must include: foot massages, adoration, feeding my kids for me and occasionally torturing the random Muggle not driving fast enough; along with sneering, playing with a snake-headed cane, staring at me with desire, and reading whatever I hand you into my ear in a dark sultry tone.
I'm a GE and ffn beta.