What a lovely story! Funny but mostly entertaining. Great job with the prompt. Sorry about your cat. You have paid homage to her using your wonderful writing skills.
'Severus wouldn’t openly admit to having a conscious;' I believe you meant conscience as opposed to conscious.
Whoops! I did use the wrong form of conscience! Thanks for catching that; I've corrected it. And thank you for reading my story. I am glad you liked it!