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Jan. 2014 - The year of the Margay by Schuetzenkoenig

Summary:

Omg haiiiiiiii !!!11!!!1!!11

January is the month of borings. Plants are dormant, the candy is eaten, and the cold does things to my lumbago. Horrid things. Also everyone works too much nowadays in December, and they spew cranky. So lighten up and write me a tale of frivolous amusement.

500 words +

Email for the entry keys.

Bonus of love if you do a fandom I've actually known.

1. You purchase a painting of a Victorian man at an auction. One night as you get up you notice that the man in the painting is gone.

2. The mirror doesn't lie. Unfortunately neither do my friends.

3. The crazy old bat claimed that she could speak to 'them'. Poppycock. Poppycock and rot, that's what it was. But I had my reasons for coming.

4. It wasn't the first time I'd caught him wearing her undergarments. And hopefully it wouldn’t be the last.

5. The kitten fled, strawberry-scented double rainbows trailing all the way. It fell into a plot-hole, then was surrounded. 'All of your base are belong to us.'

6. Don't go out. Clowns are on the prowl.

Categories: Fanfiction, Original , Satire
Characters: None
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Fairies Don't Drink from Teacups by Draceline Rated: K [Reviews - 1]

Summary:

Harry Dresden, wizard, must survive the most treacherous environment possible: the home of a batty old lady.

Written for the January '14 Monthly challenge.

Based on Jim Butcher's The Dresden Files.

Categories: Fanfiction
Fandom : _ Misc. Books _, _ Misc. Shows _
Genre: Drabbles , Humour, One-shots
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Jan. 2014 - The year of the Margay
Challenges: Jan. 2014 - The year of the Margay
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1237 Read Count: 95;

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Published: Jan 17, 2014 Updated: Jan 18, 2014

In search of the Nyan by cornn Rated: T [Reviews - 3]

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