Genre: Humour
Other Results: 193 ePub eBooks, 15 Series
 
 
Stories
Summary:

Hello, and merriest of the season! 


Categories: Satire Characters: None
Fandom : None
Genre: Humour, Storybook
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: No Word count: 1967 Read Count: 279;
[ Report Report This] Published: Dec 03, 2013 Updated: Nov 09, 2016


Three Things by AnneM Rated: M [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

 

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These three things remain... faith, hope and charity, and the greatest of all is love. But sometimes love is elusive, even when it's right in front of you.


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: General, Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Not Canon , OOC
Challenges: None
Series: The Lion and The Snake
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 20701 Read Count: 756;
[ Report Report This] Published: Feb 16, 2016 Updated: Jun 14, 2016


Summary: IYxYYH Kagome is Yusuke's cousin! She's not human, so will her friends turn on her? Why is Sesshoumaru so protective of her? Read to find out. HieiKag YukinaOCxKurama SanYus and more.
Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Inuyasha, _ Misc. Manga & Anime _
Genre: Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Angst Angst Angst , Gayness, Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language, Not Canon , Someone dies , Violence
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 18493 Read Count: 7;
[ Report Report This] Published: Oct 11, 2015 Updated: Oct 11, 2015


Summary:

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It was the 750th anniversary of the founding of Godric’s Hollow and there was a massive celebration going on to commemorate the occasion. Hermione Granger must be crazy to be here, of all the places, on a chilly day in March. And if the man dressed like Godric Gryffindor seriously thought he was the REAL Gryffindor, than he was even crazier than she was! (Part 3 - March - of the Series 'This Year')


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : None
Genre: Drama , Fantasy , General, Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Not Canon , OOC
Challenges: None
Series: This Year
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes Word count: 9308 Read Count: 1394;
[ Report Report This] Published: Apr 03, 2015 Updated: Apr 19, 2015


Summary: Just a short conversation in a moonlit garden. Drabble.
Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drabbles , Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 305 Read Count: 108;
[ Report Report This] Published: Mar 28, 2015 Updated: Mar 28, 2015


Summary: A quick ficlet on why no one ever let Ron be in charge…..of anything. AU. Rated T.
Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , Humour, One-shots , Slice of life
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Not Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 640 Read Count: 124;
[ Report Report This] Published: Mar 13, 2015 Updated: Mar 13, 2015


The Secret Bride by AnneM Rated: M [Reviews - 74]
Summary:

They both said "I do", even though it was apparent that 'he didn't'. Now she's tired of being his secret bride.


 

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Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , Erotica , General, Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language, Not Canon
Challenges: None
Series: The Lion and The Snake
Chapters: 10 Completed: No Word count: 22904 Read Count: 5060;
[ Report Report This] Published: Mar 23, 2014 Updated: Mar 05, 2015


Summary:

Draco Malfoy has a challenge to offer Hermione Granger.(Part 2 of the 'This Year' series)

 

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Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: 'Kids' (clean writing) , General, Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: This Year
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2815 Read Count: 423;
[ Report Report This] Published: Feb 11, 2015 Updated: Feb 11, 2015


Summary: Ginny and Luna convince Hermione to attend speed dating in the dark. There, she just might meet her dream man.
Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language, Not Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 4890 Read Count: 293;
[ Report Report This] Published: Aug 25, 2014 Updated: Feb 09, 2015


Summary:

He lived behind the green door and she lived behind the red.

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Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Not Canon
Challenges: None
Series: This Year
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5416 Read Count: 504;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jan 31, 2015 Updated: Jan 31, 2015


The Christmas Lie by AnneM Rated: K+ [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Something was terribly wrong with the wreath hanging on the door.

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Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: 'Kids' (clean writing) , Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: A Merry Granger Christmas
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3072 Read Count: 340;
[ Report Report This] Published: Dec 28, 2014 Updated: Dec 28, 2014


Summary:

(A NEW CHAPTER... REALLY!)

An unlikely pair have a very unlikely Christmas. (Part of the 'An Unlikely Pair' series.) 

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Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: General, Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime
Challenges: None
Series: An Unlikely Pair (A Series), A Merry Granger Christmas
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 11981 Read Count: 1184;
[ Report Report This] Published: Nov 10, 2013 Updated: Dec 08, 2014


Summary:

At the request of her daughter, single mother Hermione leaves out the obligatory milk and biscuits for Father Christmas on Christmas Eve, even though she knows he doesn’t exist. Imagine her surprise when a man with white hair and a red robe comes through the chimney on Christmas Eve. Good thing she decided to fall asleep with the fireplace poker in her hand. (Written for Mizsphinx for GE's Secret Santa's Gift Exchange Dec 2011) 

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Published 12/22/2011


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: A Merry Granger Christmas
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 6165 Read Count: 628;
[ Report Report This] Published: Aug 12, 2012 Updated: Nov 27, 2014


Summary:

All Draco Malfoy wants for Christmas is Hermione Granger, and he only has twelve days to prove it to her.

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Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime
Challenges: None
Series: A Merry Granger Christmas
Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes Word count: 38111 Read Count: 5039;
[ Report Report This] Published: Aug 13, 2012 Updated: Nov 26, 2014


Summary:

Draco Malfoy hated Christmas and everything that went with it! He decided he was going to do his best to ruin Christmas for his new next door neighbor, Hermione Granger, because if he couldn't have her for Christmas, he didn't want anything at all, and he didn't want anyone else to have anything, either!


 

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Published: 12/20/2010


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: A Merry Granger Christmas
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes Word count: 11404 Read Count: 1053;
[ Report Report This] Published: Aug 12, 2012 Updated: Nov 26, 2014


Summary:

Hermione feels like a scrooge, until someone comes around and makes the season bright. 

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First Published: 12/13/2007


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: General, Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: A Merry Granger Christmas
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 5740 Read Count: 452;
[ Report Report This] Published: Aug 12, 2012 Updated: Nov 24, 2014


A Silent Night by AnneM Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Christmas is the darkest part of her year, who could possibly show her that her bad memories are past and that he is her Christmas gift forever.


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Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: General, Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: A Merry Granger Christmas
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 5492 Read Count: 519;
[ Report Report This] Published: Aug 12, 2012 Updated: Nov 24, 2014


Summary:

He just wished that maybe, just this once, he wouldn't have to spend this day alone.  (Red Green Show fanfiction about Ranger Gord. )

 

    

 

 


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : _ Misc. Shows _
Genre: Humour
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Tyche's Monthly Challenge - hosted this month by AnneM (July 2013): Happy Birthday!
Challenges: Tyche's Monthly Challenge - hosted this month by AnneM (July 2013): Happy Birthday!
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes Word count: 2368 Read Count: 331;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jul 24, 2013 Updated: Nov 10, 2014


Summary: Feature

Draco Malfoy stood in the lobby of a hotel and he heard a woman tell the desk clerk that her name was Granger. He once knew a girl named Granger. Could it be the same girl? Of course it is. What's more, he stole her room when she was late checking in. He might just give it back, and in the meantime, he might just give her his heart. (DRAMIONE)


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(Banner by me)

 

First published 11/10/2007


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , General, Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language
Challenges: None
Series: The Lion and The Snake
Chapters: 27 Completed: Yes Word count: 69051 Read Count: 6943;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jul 04, 2012 Updated: Oct 25, 2014


A Date by Proxy by AnneM Rated: M [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Hermione Granger was bored and wanted something new. She changed her job, her car, her flat and her hair, and now she did something completely unlike her and she decided to go on a blind date. Why was her blind date with her new boss Draco Malfoy? And why did she have the feeling that he had arranged the whole thing? DRAMIONE

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Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , General, Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language, Spoilers
Challenges: None
Series: The Lion and The Snake
Chapters: 38 Completed: Yes Word count: 107214 Read Count: 7446;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jun 05, 2012 Updated: Oct 23, 2014


Summary: Hermione begins to receive notes from her secret admirer. As the Masquerade Ball draws closer, she hopes to find out his identity.
Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , Humour, Mystery, Romance, Young adults
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Angst Angst Angst , Naughty Language, Not Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Word count: 7643 Read Count: 705;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jul 22, 2014 Updated: Oct 15, 2014


Summary: Hermione and Severus agree to take James, Albus, and Lily to London Zoo for the day.
Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: 'Kids' (clean writing) , Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Not Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2916 Read Count: 75;
[ Report Report This] Published: Oct 03, 2014 Updated: Oct 03, 2014


Summary: There always needs to be a story that begins with the letter X. That it involves Hermione making a a wish and getting it is…not immaterial. But really, it's about the letter X.
Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: General, Humour, One-shots
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language, Not Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2158 Read Count: 77;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jul 07, 2014 Updated: Jul 07, 2014


Ulysses by Savva Rated: M [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Every year Theodore Nott embarks on an expedition in hope to bring home a rare tropical beauty. He finds it this time.
Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4228 Read Count: 69;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jul 06, 2014 Updated: Jul 06, 2014


Pink Roses by AnneM Rated: M starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 309]
Summary: Feature

STORY FINISHED!

Everyday a pink rose would appear on Hermione Granger's desk. She soon finds out there's more to the rose than meets the eye. She also finds out that it involves one of five men... all former Slytherins.


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Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , OOC
Challenges: None
Series: The Lion and The Snake, The Rose of September, Hermione and the Slytherins
Chapters: 31 Completed: Yes Word count: 88052 Read Count: 38726;
[ Report Report This] Published: Mar 28, 2013 Updated: Jul 03, 2014


Summary: Is it too much to ask to be called out for a worthy girl? (A "Cinderella" fanfic)
Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : 'Classic Fairytales / Fables'
Genre: 'Kids' (clean writing) , Drabbles , Humour
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 347 Read Count: 72;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jun 29, 2014 Updated: Jun 29, 2014


Summary: Hermione has research to do...but Ron and Harry ask a question. Beltane will have to wait while she ponders her answer.
Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drabbles , Humour
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 585 Read Count: 126;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jun 29, 2014 Updated: Jun 29, 2014


Summary:

Sometimes life isn't pretty. Sometimes it isn't wrapped in a nice square box, with beautiful paper and a bright, red bow on top. Sometimes it's like a half-eaten pie that's missing the cherry. The sooner Hermione Granger realizes that fact, the sooner she'll realize that her 'Happily-Ever-After' might not include a 'Mr. Right'. In fact, perhaps she should listen to Draco Malfoy and settle for 'Mr. Right Now' instead. But how can she tell him that she thinks she found her 'Mr. Right'... and it's him? 


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First published 6/17/2008


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language
Challenges: None
Series: The Lion and The Snake
Chapters: 37 Completed: Yes Word count: 147530 Read Count: 6776;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jul 13, 2012 Updated: May 20, 2014


Summary:

There were rules for everything: rules for how to act, rules for how to speak, rules of decorum, and even rules of love. However, sometimes rules were made to be broken.

Hermione Granger was engaged to one man, while Draco Malfoy was engaged to another woman. Together, they were celebrating the engagement of their friend, who was engaged to yet someone else. It seemed as if everyone was engaged to someone, but no one was engaged to the person they really wanted to be engaged to; therefore, it was time for someone to break a few of those rules, especially the harsh rules of engagement. (DRAMIONE with multiple other pairings)


 

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Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: General, Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language
Challenges: None
Series: The Lion and The Snake
Chapters: 31 Completed: Yes Word count: 115457 Read Count: 28383;
[ Report Report This] Published: May 15, 2012 Updated: Apr 06, 2014


Summary:

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Apparently Potter can dance. Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter. Romance. Humour. AU. EWE. Just a little bit of Valentine's Day fun.


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots , Romance, Yaoi / BL / Slash
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Gayness, Naughty Language
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2374 Read Count: 29;
[ Report Report This] Published: Mar 05, 2014 Updated: Mar 05, 2014


Summary:

Welcome to Quidditch Capers, the radio show in the know, bringing you the week's top stories, all the news about your favourite teams and the latest scores from around the world. Our special guest this week, Star Seeker Harry Potter. AU - HP/HG Pairing - EWE? For TycheSong


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: 'Kids' (clean writing) , Humour, One-shots
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Not Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 8105 Read Count: 238;
[ Report Report This] Published: Feb 22, 2014 Updated: Feb 22, 2014


Summary:

 

It is a dark and stormy night when the King decides something that will forever change the day of the rare and elusive nyan cat. 

 


Categories: Fanfiction, Satire Characters: None
Fandom : 'Disney', _ Misc. / Other _ , _ Misc. Shows _ , _ Misc. Video Games _
Genre: Crossovers, Humour, One-shots , Trololol Fic
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Naughty Language, Not Canon , Someone dies
Challenges: Jan. 2014 - The year of the Margay
Challenges: Jan. 2014 - The year of the Margay
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1146 Read Count: 110;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jan 26, 2014 Updated: Jan 26, 2014


Summary:

Harry Dresden, wizard, must survive the most treacherous environment possible: the home of a batty old lady.

Written for the January '14 Monthly challenge.

Based on Jim Butcher's The Dresden Files.


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : _ Misc. Books _, _ Misc. Shows _
Genre: Drabbles , Humour, One-shots
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Jan. 2014 - The year of the Margay
Challenges: Jan. 2014 - The year of the Margay
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1237 Read Count: 97;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jan 17, 2014 Updated: Jan 18, 2014


Summary:

Cold weather and naughty Severus...a recipe for something delicious to happen!


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Naughty Language
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 932 Read Count: 128;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jan 09, 2014 Updated: Jan 09, 2014


Summary:

Tracey makes her co-workers participate in a very Muggle tradition. But why?


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2737 Read Count: 67;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jan 08, 2014 Updated: Jan 08, 2014


Summary:

Pansy and Ginny come to an unexpected understanding. 


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Gayness
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2034 Read Count: 74;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jan 08, 2014 Updated: Jan 08, 2014


Summary:

Her prompt of: "I didn't get dressed up to not get shagged at this party. If you won't do it, I'll find someone who will."


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1363 Read Count: 168;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jan 02, 2014 Updated: Jan 06, 2014


Bliss by Savva Rated: M [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

 

Prompt: Hermione's large extended family hold a massive Christmas celebration every year. They are quite close, lots of aunties, uncles and cousins and loving but formidable grandparents.  How does Hermione's new (wizard) partner cope with the Muggles and their traditions? (I'm sort of thinking along the line of My Big Fat Greek Wedding if inspiration is lacking, but go where your muse takes you)

Must Haves: Happy ending, Hermione-centric, sex scene(s) is okay but don't feel there has to be one, only if it fits.

My Squicks: Violence; too much angst; bashing (it is Christmas, we'll give everyone a break)


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Tyche's Monthly Challenge: The Secret Santa Fic Gift Exchange!
Challenges: Tyche's Monthly Challenge: The Secret Santa Fic Gift Exchange!
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1621 Read Count: 150;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jan 02, 2014 Updated: Jan 06, 2014


Summary:

Hermione Granger is running for Minister of Magic, and she thought it was going to be an easy win until Draco Malfoy decided to put his hat in the ring. Now, she not only has to deal with reporters and photographers following her every move, but she also has to deal with a stupid idiot named Draco Malfoy. She really, really hates him sometimes, and why in the world does he keep telling her that he loves her? This will be either the dream job of Hermione's life, or a complete nightmare. (Dramione)


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Runner-up Best D/Hr Riddikulus at the New Library Awards!

 


 

 

 

First published 2/22/08


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , General, Humour, Mystery, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language, Someone dies , Spoilers
Challenges: None
Series: The Lion and The Snake
Chapters: 45 Completed: Yes Word count: 161991 Read Count: 8452;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jul 05, 2012 Updated: Jan 04, 2014


Summary:

The fourth week is the final week in the series.  Each chapter covers one day, in one month, of one year, starting with the first year their daughter is in school, and ending the year their daughter marries.  The ups and downs of their journey of life in this last installment will test not only Draco and Hermione's love, but the strength of their marriage. 

Through the ups and downs and many weeks of their lives and loves, Hermione and Draco at least have one thing, they have each other.


 

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Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , General, Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language, Someone dies
Challenges: None
Series: A Week in the Life Series
Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes Word count: 77891 Read Count: 779;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jul 04, 2012 Updated: Dec 22, 2013


Summary:

Hermione and Draco find out they're expecting a child and aren't sure if it's good news or not. Perhaps a pro/con list will help them figure it out, or maybe not, since the baby will come no matter what. Each chapter covers one day of one month of the nine months of pregnancy! (Part 3 of the 4 Part A Week in the Life Series) -  (Dramione - Romance/Humor).  

 

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(This story was first published August 29, 2007)

 


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , General, Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language
Challenges: None
Series: A Week in the Life Series
Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes Word count: 51679 Read Count: 760;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jul 03, 2012 Updated: Dec 12, 2013


Summary:

Only Draco Malfoy can plan a wedding in a week for a marriage that will last a lifetime. If only Hermione Granger didn't have such cold feet ... and if only there wasn't that little, tiny thing he was hiding from her. (Part 2 of the 4 Part 'A Week in the Life Series) DRAMIONE 


 

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First Published 7/16/2007


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language, Spoilers
Challenges: None
Series: A Week in the Life Series
Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes Word count: 51532 Read Count: 655;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jul 01, 2012 Updated: Dec 11, 2013


Summary:

She once thought her life was so gray, but then he came back into it, and showed her in one week that her life could have colour again, and that they were meant to be together for a lifetime.  (Reposting of my first fanfiction story.)


 

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This was the first fanfiction story I wrote. It's part drama, comedy & romance. First published: 7/24/2007. It's the first story in a four part series. Thanks!


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , General, Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language
Challenges: None
Series: A Week in the Life Series
Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes Word count: 54177 Read Count: 1036;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jun 30, 2012 Updated: Dec 09, 2013


Contamination by Savva Rated: MA [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Hermione Granger is a naughty, naughty girl. Written for Hermione Smut Fest. AU. Humour. Blaise/Hermione with Draco on a side.


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2877 Read Count: 162;
[ Report Report This] Published: Nov 26, 2013 Updated: Nov 26, 2013


Summary: Feature

 

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Following a moment of passion, Lily Potter finds herself in a difficult situation.  She does her best to hide it.  What happens when nineteen years later, her biggest secret comes to light?

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Pairings - HG/DM; HP/GW.  Not for fans of Ron.  AU; Post-War; EWE?; OC; Mild OOC; Coarse Language; Sexual Situations.


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language, OOC, Spoilers
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 36 Completed: No Word count: 347648 Read Count: 10208;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jul 05, 2012 Updated: Nov 24, 2013


Summary:

Sequel to An Unlikely Pair) Never would there be a more unlikely pair than Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. They met at a wedding, married the next day, and then two months later, they were ready to start their married life. Scheduled to spend the weekend at their in-laws, both were apprehensive. She was anxious because his parents were former Death Eaters, and purebloods. Would they ever accept her? Would they ever feel she was good enough for their son? Could she ever forgive them for the things they did during the war?

He was slightly worried because her parents were Muggles. They were hopelessly middle class, and they didn’t have house elves, and he was worried that their house might only have one bathroom, heaven forbid.

It was crazy to marry so quickly, and it was true they were an unlikely pair. He was a git, she wasn’t, he was a snob, she was pretensions, he was rich, and she middle-class, but there was one thing that they both were and it was this:They were in love. (Banner by me)


 

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 First Published March 24, 2008

 


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: General, Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language
Challenges: None
Series: An Unlikely Pair (A Series)
Chapters: 43 Completed: Yes Word count: 110925 Read Count: 4886;
[ Report Report This] Published: Aug 25, 2012 Updated: Nov 01, 2013


An Unlikely Pair by AnneM Rated: T [Reviews - 42]
Summary:

They weren't friends. They weren't even friendly. Neither was looking for romance, they really weren't. If they could walk away from the day as friends, that would be enough, for anything more would be impossible, for they were such an unlikely pair. No one could fall in love in 24 hours, not even Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy.(First Published Nov 12, 2007)


 

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This story was an official nominee of the Livejournal Dramione Awards. It was nominated for "Best Fluff" and "Best Romance".  It was the second place winner for "Best Fluff".  Won Amortentia Award for Best D/Hr Romance, New Library Award.

 Nominated for the Dramione Awards,Round 3, 2008. Won Second Place - Best Fluff - Warm & Fuzzies


    


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : None
Genre: Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: An Unlikely Pair (A Series)
Chapters: 43 Completed: Yes Word count: 86680 Read Count: 19316;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jul 28, 2012 Updated: Oct 27, 2013


Summary:

She didn't have time for his antics. She didn't have time for his lies.  She really didn't have time to bicker and fight with him. She didn't even have time to stare into his silver eyes, and dream about what might be, so why in the world did he think she would have time for romance? 


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Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: General, Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: All the Other Ones
Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes Word count: 41850 Read Count: 1803;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jun 10, 2012 Updated: Sep 28, 2013


Summary:

Hermione is tired of being taken for granted. After she quits the Ministry, her life takes an unexpected turn. 


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: OOC
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2149 Read Count: 224;
[ Report Report This] Published: Sep 22, 2013 Updated: Sep 22, 2013


Summary:

When Draco and Harry lose a humiliating bet to Hermione and Ginny, it just might be the catalyst for Hermione to admit her true feelings.

Hermione/Draco


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1681 Read Count: 262;
[ Report Report This] Published: Sep 21, 2013 Updated: Sep 21, 2013


Summary:

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Draco's turning thirty and he's not happy about it, so he decides that no one should be happy.


 

 


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: General, Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime
Challenges: None
Series: All the Other Ones
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 4539 Read Count: 390;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jun 07, 2012 Updated: Sep 12, 2013


Summary:

Hermione Granger's life was finally going the way she wanted it to... smashing new boyfriend, successful business, not a care in the world. Then, in the words of her father, there was a slight 'storm in her teacup', which threatened to ruin everything. At 29 years old she found out she was six weeks pregnant! Perhaps it wasn't the end of the world. Perhaps her new boyfriend would love to marry a woman carrying another man's child. Perhaps her business wouldn't suffer from the scandal. And morning sickness had its charms, right? (A Romantic Comedy... of sorts)


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Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: General, Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: The Lion and The Snake
Chapters: 31 Completed: Yes Word count: 82065 Read Count: 6112;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jun 19, 2012 Updated: Sep 09, 2013


Red Velvet by Ryl Rated: T [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

 

Hermione, Severus, and their complicated relationship (with chocolate).


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: The War of the Words (Aug./Sept. '13)
Challenges: The War of the Words (Aug./Sept. '13)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3798 Read Count: 220;
[ Report Report This] Published: Sep 08, 2013 Updated: Sep 08, 2013


Summary:

Hermione said to Crookshanks, "I don't think we're in London anymore."  Somehow, she was in a land far, far away, with no idea how she got there. Everything seemed odd and out of place, though some of the people looked familiar ... with a scarecrow that looked like Harry, a tin man that looked like Draco, and a cowardly lion that looked like Ron. Who was that evil witch? And why was there a yellow brick road? Sit back and enjoy a bit of fun, a bit of romance, and then your click your heels together three times and say, "There's no place like home."

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Categories: Fanfiction, Satire Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Fantasy , Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: All the Other Ones
Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes Word count: 33525 Read Count: 2562;
[ Report Report This] Published: May 16, 2012 Updated: Sep 07, 2013


Summary:

One man was aware of his growing attraction to her. The other was annoyed by the same thing. Neither wanted to tell her how they felt, which was fine by her. After all, she was oblivious to it all. (Draco, Harry & Hermione)


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Originally published 6/9/10

 

 


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Erotica , General, Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: All the Other Ones
Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes Word count: 32755 Read Count: 2217;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jun 11, 2012 Updated: Sep 06, 2013


A Perfect Match by AnneM Rated: M starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 57]
Summary:

Hermione Granger devised the perfect magical blood test to tell if someone is a person's perfect match. She just never thought in a million years the test would be used against her. (featuring: Adrian Pucey, Marcus Flint, Theo Nott, Blaise Zabini, Draco Malfoy, and Hermione Granger.)

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Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , General, Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language
Challenges: None
Series: The Rose of September, Hermione and the Slytherins
Chapters: 23 Completed: Yes Word count: 75078 Read Count: 9600;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jun 08, 2012 Updated: Sep 03, 2013


To Be a Woman by Savva Rated: MA [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Two men, one woman - a story as old as the world itself. A twist - two powerful wizards will clash over one brilliant witch. Love. Friendship. Rivalry. Deceit. Severus Snape/Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy/Hermione Granger. AU. DH partly ignored.

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Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , Erotica , Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Angst Angst Angst , Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language, Not Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: No Word count: 15252 Read Count: 407;
[ Report Report This] Published: Mar 08, 2013 Updated: Sep 02, 2013


A Change of Heart by AnneM Rated: M [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart. DRAMIONE


(banner by me)

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Nominated for "A Love For The Ages - Best Epic (Dramione Awards, Round 1, 2007)


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , General, Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language, Spoilers
Challenges: None
Series: The Lion and The Snake
Chapters: 34 Completed: Yes Word count: 141220 Read Count: 6655;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jun 04, 2012 Updated: Sep 02, 2013


Unexpected by Ryl Rated: T [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

The results of Hermione's attempts to restore her parents' memories are not entirely expected.


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , Humour
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Naughty Language
Challenges: The War of the Words (Aug./Sept. '13)
Challenges: The War of the Words (Aug./Sept. '13)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3081 Read Count: 130;
[ Report Report This] Published: Sep 01, 2013 Updated: Sep 01, 2013


You Need A Doctor by MiHnn Rated: K [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A series of un-related Doctor Who drabbles.
Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Dr. Who
Genre: 'Kids' (clean writing) , Adventure , Drabbles , Drama , General, Historic, Humour, Mystery, Romance, Sci-fi, Vampires / Supernatural
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 706 Read Count: 167;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jun 15, 2013 Updated: Aug 25, 2013


Project Unicorn by Ryl Rated: T [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

Coming out of retirement really isn't that much of an imposition.


Categories: Original Characters: None
Fandom : None
Genre: Humour, One-shots
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Naughty Language
Challenges: The War of the Words (Aug./Sept. '13)
Challenges: The War of the Words (Aug./Sept. '13)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2436 Read Count: 92;
[ Report Report This] Published: Aug 25, 2013 Updated: Aug 25, 2013


Summary:

Draco and Harry hunt for Snape.  Their journey is described in letters.


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: General, Humour
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Not Canon , Spoilers
Challenges: None
Series: The Slytherin Redemption
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 2946 Read Count: 92;
[ Report Report This] Published: Aug 22, 2013 Updated: Aug 22, 2013


Summary:

Padma's life is in shambles.  Her twin has married Padma's cheating ex-boyfriend and now they are expecting, Padma's mother has decided it's time to settle down with any available prat, and Padma can't get Lucius Malfoy out of her mind.  What's a girl to do but to go on a holiday just to have a summer fling?

Characters:  Lucius Malfoy, Padma Patil, Seamus Finnigin, Original Male Characters, Original Elf Characters

Slash relationship mentioned in a subplot.


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Gayness, Infidelity , Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language, OOC, Spoilers
Challenges: None
Series: The Slytherin Redemption
Chapters: 19 Completed: Yes Word count: 67224 Read Count: 360;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jul 28, 2013 Updated: Aug 22, 2013


Summary:

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After a night partying with friends, Hermione wakes up with only the vivid memory of wild crazy sex, but doesn't know with who. It must have been a dream, right? At least that's what she thinks, until she rolls over and sees... Dear Merlin! Suddenly it's not a dream it's a nightmare.


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Word count: 39565 Read Count: 1428;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jul 11, 2013 Updated: Aug 20, 2013


Summary:

Every night he lurked around Severus Snape’s Door – an assassin in disguise. (Week 2 of TMB's War of the Words Challenge)


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Challenge Banner


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: General, Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Not Canon
Challenges: The War of the Words (Aug./Sept. '13)
Challenges: The War of the Words (Aug./Sept. '13)
Series: The Rose of September, Hermione and the Slytherins, War of the Words Stories
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2077 Read Count: 239;
[ Report Report This] Published: Aug 17, 2013 Updated: Aug 18, 2013


Assassination by Savva Rated: T [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Some words are just too long and difficult to remember.

 

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Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Naughty Language
Challenges: The War of the Words (Aug./Sept. '13)
Challenges: The War of the Words (Aug./Sept. '13)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1228 Read Count: 126;
[ Report Report This] Published: Aug 17, 2013 Updated: Aug 18, 2013


Rain by Savva Rated: T [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Peculiar things happen during summer rains.


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: The War of the Words (Aug./Sept. '13)
Challenges: The War of the Words (Aug./Sept. '13)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1089 Read Count: 238;
[ Report Report This] Published: Aug 11, 2013 Updated: Aug 11, 2013


Summary:

How do you keep four children amused on a rainy afternoon?  Any way you can!


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: 'Kids' (clean writing) , General, Humour, Slice of life
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: The War of the Words (Aug./Sept. '13)
Challenges: The War of the Words (Aug./Sept. '13)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3467 Read Count: 134;
[ Report Report This] Published: Aug 11, 2013 Updated: Aug 11, 2013


Summary:

Who doesn't love sweets at the fair?  Apparently Severus Snape can't resist!


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1453 Read Count: 65;
[ Report Report This] Published: Aug 10, 2013 Updated: Aug 10, 2013


Summary:

Luna gives Severus a new familiar. Unfortunately for the denizens of Hogwarts, it shares its master's sense of humor. 


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2109 Read Count: 108;
[ Report Report This] Published: Aug 05, 2013 Updated: Aug 05, 2013


Summary:

Hermione is promoted to a mysterious division within the Ministry. What does that have to do with Rabastan Lestrange?


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, Military / Political , One-shots
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: OOC
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4225 Read Count: 131;
[ Report Report This] Published: Aug 04, 2013 Updated: Aug 04, 2013


Summary:

It was just supposed to be a kiss goodbye.


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Naughty Language, OOC
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 718 Read Count: 98;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jul 10, 2013 Updated: Jul 10, 2013


Summary:

A trip to the United States on a paranormal adventure for Hermione's final thesis, leads to some naughty happenings in a Mississppi plantation house.  It's not the ghosts howling here, people! 


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3459 Read Count: 83;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jun 29, 2013 Updated: Jun 29, 2013


Summary:

'What is not known, must be learned', says a loving Hermione to a nervous Severus Snape.  Read on as she guides him through their first time making love.


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3887 Read Count: 92;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jun 29, 2013 Updated: Jun 29, 2013


Summary:

Boy meets girl… Boy woos girl… Boy defends girl from angry ex-boyfriend. Girl gets rejected?


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: OOC
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1088 Read Count: 135;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jun 25, 2013 Updated: Jun 25, 2013


Summary:

Sybill sees her future in a crystal ball and acts as quickly as she can to make that future a reality. 


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: OOC
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2401 Read Count: 127;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jun 23, 2013 Updated: Jun 23, 2013


Summary:

Harry has a nightmare and someone unexpected is on hand to comfort him and help him through it; but all is not as it seems!


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drabbles , Humour
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 91;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jun 20, 2013 Updated: Jun 20, 2013


Summary:

She had inherited a financial nightmare with no idea how to save it. How can you possibly save something that you barely have an interest in?


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Erotica , Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes Word count: 14589 Read Count: 427;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jun 19, 2013 Updated: Jun 20, 2013


Summary:

Everyone knows how much Hermione hates to fail at anything.  How does Harry deal with her perception of the biggest failing of them all?


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Naughty Language, OOC
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4168 Read Count: 118;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jun 15, 2013 Updated: Jun 15, 2013


We Are The Heroes by MiHnn Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: A series of un-related drabbles centering around the characters in the 'Avengers' (Movie!verse)

Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : _ Misc. / Other _
Genre: Adventure , Drama , General, Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Spoilers
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 924 Read Count: 159;
[ Report Report This] Published: Jul 23, 2012 Updated: Jun 02, 2013


Summary:

 

 

Summary:  Severus contemplates his life after Voldemort and settles into an anonymous retirement away from the wizarding world until fate strikes with an advertisement from a very recognisable former thorn in his side.

Characters:  Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Ginny Potter, James Sirius Potter, Albus Severus Potter, Lily Luna Potter, Original Character, Kingsley Shacklebolt

Genre:  Family, Hurt Comfort, AU

Rating:  Teen

Warnings:  Language, Original Character, AU, Post DH before the epilogue

 


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , General, Humour, One-shots
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Naughty Language, Spoilers
Challenges: None
Series: Snape and Bette
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7189 Read Count: 120;
[ Report Report This] Published: May 22, 2013 Updated: May 22, 2013


Summary:

Headmaster Snape is tired of dealing with the Duelling Dunderheads.  He has a plan and a spell to rid himself of the headache that is Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter.

Cast:  Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasly-Potter, Astoria Greengrass-Malfoy, Poppy Pomfrey


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Erotica , Humour, One-shots , Romance, Yaoi / BL / Slash , Yuri / GL / Femslash
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Gayness, Infidelity , Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language, OOC, Spoilers
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3390 Read Count: 50;
[ Report Report This] Published: May 20, 2013 Updated: May 20, 2013


Summary:

After Harry discovers that Draco is cheating on him with Harry's wife, Ginny, Severus Snape's ghost helps him pull off the most Slytherin of punishments. 

Characters:   Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley-Potter, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape's ghost.

 

A naughty story in three acts.


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, Romance, Yaoi / BL / Slash
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Gayness, Infidelity , Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language, OOC, Spoilers
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 5117 Read Count: 134;
[ Report Report This] Published: May 20, 2013 Updated: May 20, 2013


Summary:

A little Christmast magic and a completely enamoured student  is what it takes for Severus to finally acknowledge his feelings for Remus.  The title comes from the Cheap Trick song by the same name.

 

 

 

 


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , Humour, One-shots , Romance, Yaoi / BL / Slash
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Gayness, Naughty Language, Spoilers
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4191 Read Count: 64;
[ Report Report This] Published: May 20, 2013 Updated: May 20, 2013


Summary:

Percy is burdened with virginity and Tonks is in need of a virgin.

Pairing:  Nymphadora Tonks/Percy Weasley

 


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3961 Read Count: 35;
[ Report Report This] Published: May 19, 2013 Updated: May 19, 2013


Summary:

Hermione arrives at Hogwarts after her college graduation to take on the vacant post of Transfiguration Mistress, but is faced with an enigma once she sees Snape. Just who took the greasy, dour Potions Master and replaced him with this angstily handsome doppelganger, Sexerus?


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , Erotica , General, Humour, Mystery
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , OOC
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 3188 Read Count: 39;
[ Report Report This] Published: May 13, 2013 Updated: May 13, 2013


Summary:

Narcissa resorts to an old family trick to find Draco his perfect mate.


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language, OOC
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4723 Read Count: 285;
[ Report Report This] Published: May 01, 2013 Updated: May 01, 2013


Summary:

"Come on, Sarah. They're magically delicious."


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : None
Genre: Humour, One-shots , Romance, Slice of life
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1311 Read Count: 67;
[ Report Report This] Published: Apr 30, 2013 Updated: Apr 30, 2013


Summary:

Anciennement A MARRIAGE MOST CONVENIENT ! Voila une fiction que j'ai lu et que j'ai adoré ! Je vous la traduis donc pour, j'espère, votre plus grand plaisir ! Histoire d'amour Draco/Hermione avec LEMON. Résumé à l'interieur Translated by Mimi154


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Categories: Fanfiction > Translations Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: French
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language, OOC
Challenges: None
Series: Translations
Chapters: 20 Completed: No Word count: 66075 Read Count: 15;
[ Report Report This] Published: Apr 06, 2013 Updated: Apr 30, 2013


Summary: Feature

Translation Author: fantasia-49 Original story by AnneM


Ils étaient un couple inattendu. Il le savait, elle aussi. Tout le monde le savait. Cela n'avait aucune importance, ils étaient à peine amis, même peu probable. Il n'y avait pas d'affection, ni romance. Aucun des deux ne le voulait. Bon peut être que si. Rated: Fiction T - French - Romance/Humor - Draco M. & Hermione G.

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Categories: Fanfiction > Translations Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: French
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , OOC
Challenges: None
Series: An Unlikely Pair (A Series), Translations
Chapters: 20 Completed: No Word count: 45055 Read Count: 1882;
[ Report Report This] Published: Apr 05, 2013 Updated: Apr 30, 2013


Summary: A series of inter-office memos go back and forth one day. These should have really been marked as private.



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Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drama , Erotica , Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime , Naughty Language
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1476 Read Count: 163;
[ Report Report This] Published: Apr 20, 2013 Updated: Apr 20, 2013


Summary:

Sarah has a weakness—she just can't stop playing the game.


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : None
Genre: Humour, One-shots , Romance, Slice of life
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 10166 Read Count: 59;
[ Report Report This] Published: Apr 17, 2013 Updated: Apr 17, 2013


Summary:

Sarah strikes an unlikely business deal with the Goblin King. She's determined to keep it strictly business, but he has other plans.


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Labyrinth
Genre: Humour, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: No Word count: 20603 Read Count: 692;
[ Report Report This] Published: Mar 18, 2013 Updated: Apr 14, 2013


The Man's Talk by Savva Rated: M starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

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One werewolf, one Animagus, one vintage bottle of Firewhisky and one hell of a problem. Love, friendship. Remus Lupin/Hermione Granger via Sirius Black's helping hands. Humour/Romance. AU.    


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, Romance, Slice of life
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Naughty Language, Not Canon
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2986 Read Count: 75;
[ Report Report This] Published: Apr 13, 2013 Updated: Apr 13, 2013


Summary:

The mistress of the wardrobe had looked him up and down like he was an edible, black-haired lolly. Something about his arse being able to support a quarter. Or fight a quarter. Or something.


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Drabbles , Fantasy , General, Humour, One-shots
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: OOC
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2054 Read Count: 123;
[ Report Report This] Published: Apr 11, 2013 Updated: Apr 12, 2013


Summary:

Harry is a lush, Snape is a daredevil, and Hedwig is a... hoot? What Snape and Harry do on their off time-it's not what you expect! Everyone needs a little relaxation, right? (No slash.)


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: 'Kids' (clean writing) , Drabbles , General, Humour, One-shots
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: OOC
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2580 Read Count: 100;
[ Report Report This] Published: Apr 11, 2013 Updated: Apr 11, 2013


Summary:

Crookshanks helps Hermione find her true love. Written for the Bulgarian Big Bang 2011. 


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Lemon-Lime Sexytime
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2072 Read Count: 194;
[ Report Report This] Published: Apr 07, 2013 Updated: Apr 07, 2013


Summary:

ttgbn mad

 

The Ministry won't let Hermione Granger take her NEWTs, so how's a witch supposed to find a decent job? Severus Snape is an acknowledged war hero, but no one will to do business with him. In order to make a living, the two decide to try their luck in the Muggle world in very unusual occupations. Then one day their paths cross... the rest, as they say, is history. (SS/HG)

 

A huge thank you to my lovely friend and beta/brit picker Talesofsnape, for the absolutely gorgeous banner.


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, Mystery, Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes Word count: 45999 Read Count: 1265;
[ Report Report This] Published: Mar 07, 2013 Updated: Apr 05, 2013


Summary:

For TycheSong's March "Once Upon A Time" fairy tale challenge.  Hermione stumbles upon a tiny cauldron one night never dreaming what giving it a good rub down would lead to.


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour, One-shots , Romance
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: OOC
Challenges: Tyche's Monthly Challenge (March 2013): Once Upon A Time...
Challenges: Tyche's Monthly Challenge (March 2013): Once Upon A Time...
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4827 Read Count: 159;
[ Report Report This] Published: Mar 29, 2013 Updated: Mar 29, 2013


Summary:

It was a really bad plan, but one should consider the source. Still, it may come out all right in the end. Nymphadora Tonks and the Lestranges in a pre-fall-of-Voldemort, extremely AU world. Originally written as part of the Teachers Lounge Exhange on FFN and posted under the profile TLX as "The Plan."


Categories: Fanfiction Characters: None
Fandom : Harry Potter
Genre: Humour
Genre, Nonfiction : None
Other Languages: None
Warnings: Naughty Language, OOC
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2762 Read Count: 72;
[ Report Report This] Published: Mar 21, 2013 Updated: Mar 21, 2013


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